Mar
22
Some things in life are just the way they are, and when someone messes with them, things go topsy-turvy. Such as the following: 1) traffic-wardens should always be miserable, because happy-faced ones evoke even more anger and are the bain of society anyway without becoming yet more horrible. (This is something that I have talked to a mate at Botox Cheshire about, he didn’t really dig it). 2) bathrooms should always remain non-carpeted. There is nothing more freakish on the feet that a rug when stepping out of the bath! The third thing? Short trousers, of course. This despicable—and terminal—phenomenon appears to be sweeping the country and making people think that just because many people do something, that must mean it’s good. And be aware, passive short-trouser watching can be extremely dangerous too. Statistics suggest that over 60% of all passive-short-trouser-watchers contract the near fatal short-trouser-wearing problem when only glancing from the corner of their eye…
Trousers were a great invention. When worn properly they offer fashion, practicality, and afford a person the opportunity to walk around a town centre without small children saying “mummy, how come that man isn’t wearing any trousers?” Which is clearly and obviously wrong, not to mention embarrassing for everyone involved.
But after many years of regular trouser-wearing, low and behold, some bright spark got the idea that shortening them might be fun. No, regular shorts wouldn’t do, this person thought, they would take it upon themselves to assault the general public with trousers that make grown men look like boys and boys–well–just look silly.
Chicken legs!
Alas, the law is not much good when dealing with the short-trouser wearers either. There are, sadly, no penalties for those brash enough to expose skin above the ankle. In a perfect world a court-case would ensue within moments of a short-trouser-wearer being lifted from the street. But until that perfect world comes to be I suggest you keep an eye out: a short-trouser-wearer could be just around the corner–